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@ 2007-09-24 02:56:00
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Entry tags:!tenipuri, akabun

at nineteen
I DON'T WANT TO BE SEPARATED FROM TENIPURI. ;A; But alas, I must! If only for the sake of suffering days and days filled with advance factorisation so that I can have a lot of free time after. And I need to study. Really.

So fanfics might be a bit scarce nowadays, BUT! It's Shishido's birthday on the 29th! Let's see if I can whip something up. 8D

But yesshu, I was already lying on my bed with my eyes closed at 4 AM in the morning when I thought of this. I am so crazy, I know. 8D


Title: At Nineteen
Author: [info]ieatchu / [info]shikanashi_kk
Word Count: 890
Rating: T or PG-13
Warnings: Yaoi, sexual mentions, crack, boys being boys ;)
Pairing: Maruihara

Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis and all of its characters do not and never will belong to me.

Summary: "Marui-sempai, I think I'm pregnant."




a t   n i n e t e e n


Marui didn’t like buying Kirihara food. It wasn’t that he was cheap or anything. It was just that Kirihara ate expensive food, and he ate a lot, too. Oh, and he rather liked Kirihara’s pouty face, too, not that he’d ever say it out loud, but it was one of things he’d say to himself whenever Kirihara decided to be all seductive just to get some free food. It was what made his resolve strong.

When Kirihara made that announcement one particular stormy night, the first thing that popped into his head was the well-being of his wallet and he actually felt a little scared at the thought of Kirihara having cravings, and that was before the sentence registered in his brain. When it did, he was absolutely horrified.

“Marui-sempai, I think I’m pregnant.”

“…Whut?” He stared, the lollipop nearly falling from his mouth. He quickly caught it before it hit the floor because lollipops were precious, and they didn’t just grow on trees, you know? He felt Kirihara’s stare burning onto him, so he swallowed, realizing that he sounded and looked very stupid at the moment when he shouldn’t be looking and sounding stupid, because geniuses just didn’t do that, so he spoke again, cursing himself when his voice shook just a little bit. “I mean, Akaya, what?”

Kirihara frowned, eyebrows knitted, “I think I’m pregnant.”

“Uhm…” Marui swallowed again, “How is that possible?”

“I don’t know!” Kirihara scowled, annoyed, and Marui would have been annoyed too, if it weren’t for the fact that Kirihara also looked like he was about to cry but was just holding it in. “I went to the doctor the other day. He said I was pregnant!”

“Uhm…” Marui started, before realizing that it was the exact same thing he said just a few seconds ago. Sighing heavily, he stepped forward and grabbed the back of Kirihara’s head, shoving it down on his shoulder. Running his fingers through Kirihara’s hair, he mumbled, “Seriously?”

“What?” Kirihara grumbled, annoyed, “You don’t believe me?”

“I mean…” Marui fumbled for the right words. If what Kirihara said was true and he really was pregnant, then Marui should be careful from now on. He still remembered the horrible days he faced when his mother became pregnant again. Days and days of pure torture. If women were like when pregnant, men must be so much worse. “Isn’t it some sort of mistake or something?”

“I don’t know!” Kirihara growled, “Either way, it’s your fault!”

“My fault?” Marui scowled, “Who’s the one always insisting we do it every other day?”

Kirihara’s shoulders slumped. “It’s your sperm that needs to tame down, you know.” He mumbled.

Marui frowned at the lack of fighting spirit in the boy’s voice. Sighing, he patted Kirihara’s back and kissed the top of his head. “Take me to the doctor then.”

And so they went.

When they entered the clinic, the glasses-wearing nurse with the short, brown hair greeted them with a big smile, before catching sight of Kirihara. “Oh, Kirihara-kun. You’re back! I’ll call the doctor right away.”

Kirihara grumbled his reply. Soon enough, they were inside this white room with the doctor with all sorts of medical equipment around them that made Marui shiver. The doctor greeted them with that gentle smile of his, and Marui raised one tentative eyebrow at the fact that the doctor somehow looked like Niou. Oh, well. Niou was scary. Doctors were scary, too, so it was probably only normal for them to look like each other.

Come to think of it, the doctor sort of looked like Yagyuu at some angles too.

“I’m guessing that Marui-kun doesn’t believe you?” The doctor smiled, amused. Marui wanted to punch him. The doctor continued, “I know this seems a bit farfetched, but Kirihara-kun is indeed pregnant. I’ve ran some tests, and Kirihara-kun has reported to me that he’s been experiencing symptoms of morning sickness. I also gave him a pregnant test, just to do it the old way, and he was positive.”

“Uhm…” Marui started, before cursing himself that he was doing the uhm thing again and geniuses don’t do the uhm thing. “How far is he?”

“About two months.”

They left the doctor with Kirihara looking gloomy and Marui looking thoughtful, both of them charging towards the rain with only one umbrella to share.

“Marui-sempai…” Kirihara started, thoughts swirling. He didn’t think he could live with it if Marui decided that he didn’t want to take care of a baby at the age of 19, and just leave him for some sort of tramp that he picked up on the streets to instead travel to New York and become a pimp. Kirihara faltered, “If you…”

“Akaya,” Marui started, “What do you want to eat?”

Kirihara paused, raising an eyebrow, “…Taiyaki.”

He expected Marui to hit him on the head and scream that it was effing 9 PM and it was raining and the nearest place where they could buy Taiyaki was probably miles away, but he certainly wasn’t expecting Marui to look through his wallet, humming thoughtfully, before saying, “Let’s go, Akaya.”

They started walking. Kirihara mustered up the courage to ask, “Marui-sempai, what are you doing?”

Marui frowned, scowling at him. “What else?” He grumbled, taking Kirihara’s hand in his and gripping it tightly. “Being a good husband, that’s what.”

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I want to clarify that yes, I wasn't thinking straight when I wrote this, and this should probably be called AU, but probably not as well, because it's totally possible that it just slipped their mind that boys don't have mammary glands. >>;; BUT I CAN WISH, CAN'T I? DD:

♥ And nooooo, that's not Yagyuu and/or Niou there. But maybe it is them. Or not. You never know. 8D
♥ Why Taiyaki? Because they're shaped like fish. That's why.
♥ Yeah. Kirihara still calls Marui Marui-sempai even if they're in university already. <3
♥ Kirihara's morning sickness = uhhhhmmmm... stress from school? >>;; wtf.

♥ Happy Birthday, Kirihara! even if his birthday is still on the 25th. >>;;

♥ friend this little writing journal of mine? ;3

Comments are love, yes? :)



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[info]vixky89
2007-09-23 07:30 pm UTC (link)
XDXD
MaruiHara crack!
<3's it ^^
(and, yes, I'll friend your writing journal if you want ^^)

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:25 am UTC (link)
<33 Yay! Thank youuus~

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[info]miraizu
2007-09-23 07:58 pm UTC (link)
XD
Yay. |D How cute. And, of course, Akaya believes that he's pregnant. XD

When they entered the clinic, the glasses-wearing nurse with the short, brown hair [...]
Reminds me of this picture... *coughs*

Will friend this journal, too :3


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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:26 am UTC (link)
ZOMG I had to stare at that picture just to make sure it was real. xD *stares some more* <3333 Thank youus~ ;3

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(no subject) - [info]miraizu, 2007-09-24 10:47 am UTC
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[info]xxsweetyt
2007-09-23 09:18 pm UTC (link)
EK KAWAII! When I read the LJ cut, I thought I needed glasses. XDD Thanks for this pretty and heartwarming fanfic! Please continue with it! ^___^
Love;
xxsweetyt

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:27 am UTC (link)
xD;; Thank you~ ^^ Although there'll probably be no continuation of this. ^^;

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[info]bunta_the_baker
2007-09-23 09:40 pm UTC (link)
♥ ♥ ♥ Silly Kiri-kun! X3 Everyone knows imps can't get pregnant. >> Uhhh...I mean, men. Men can't get pregnant. X3

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:28 am UTC (link)
<333 Yes, imps cannot! Err... men. ;)

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[info]ikkyuunyuukon
2007-09-23 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I nearly fell off my chair reading that. It was so so cute and so...omg!! And Happy Early Birthday Akaya and ME!

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:45 am UTC (link)
Uhm.. Sorry? xD;; Thank youuus~ AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <333

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[info]emmayori
2007-09-23 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Marui raised one tentative eyebrow at the fact that the doctor somehow looked like Niou. Oh, well. Niou was scary. Doctors were scary, too, so it was probably only normal for them to look like each other.

If only all doctors looked like Niou...

This was a gem XD I was giggling like a hyena. Your AkaBun often has that effect on me. I think it's about time I friended this journal of yours.

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:46 am UTC (link)
Thank youuu~ I'm happy to have that effect on someone. <3333 Yeah, I'd totally make up excuses just to drop by his clinic every day. xD

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[info]kimby77
2007-09-24 12:49 am UTC (link)
Craaaaack.

You know, if my doctor looked like Niou, I would find a different doctor to go to. But not without ravishing Niou, first. ;)

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:47 am UTC (link)
YES. You shouldn't leave without ravishing him first. ;) It'd be a sin! xDD

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[info]policing
2007-09-24 12:50 am UTC (link)
...Kind of would have appreciated an mpreg warning, beyond the summary line.

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:47 am UTC (link)
Kirihara isn't really pregnant. >>;; But I'm sorry if it caught you off-guard. ^^;

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[info]scareless
2007-09-24 01:00 am UTC (link)
Agreed with [info]policing.

I think you should do an alternate version where the doctor IS Niou and the whole thing is a terrible prank on Kirihara and he is left with mental scarring more so than he already is for the rest of his life.

It would be funny. Admit it.

And as a note, I think Kirihara would be more likely to freak the fuck out than to accept pregnancy. But that's my opinion.

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:49 am UTC (link)
Uhm... The doctor really is Niou/Yagyuu and the whole thing really is a terrible (and sadistic) prank on Kirihara. I'm sorry if it was hard to get. ^^;;

I'd like to think that he already freaked out before he mustered up the courage to announce it to Marui, but yeahhh. Sorry. xD;;

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[info]chineseathena
2007-09-24 01:58 am UTC (link)
Sheer love, right here:

Marui raised one tentative eyebrow at the fact that the doctor somehow looked like Niou. Oh, well. Niou was scary. Doctors were scary, too, so it was probably only normal for them to look like each other.

Come to think of it, the doctor sort of looked like Yagyuu at some angles too.


Loved the crack!

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:49 am UTC (link)
xDDD Thank you!

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[info]neitaro
2007-09-24 04:46 am UTC (link)
ahahaha
this is funny dear!! and LOVELY!!!
can youy make choutaro pregnant too?? ahahaha!!! i wonder if shishido's gonna be a good husband as well ahahaha
anyways...i didnt like maruixkirihara until i read this! though i thought marui doesnt deserve jackal, i still havent found the best person for him yet...it cant be jiroh..he's atobe's....so now i think i have an additional pair to fangirl with...and its your fault!!! *marries you*

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:51 am UTC (link)
YAY! I'm happy to have shown you the light that is Maruihara! >3 ZOMG Choutarou should really get pregnant. xD And Shishido'll run around in circles buying him food even if it was already 3AM in the morning, because Choutarou must be demanding when he's craving. xD;;

YES. JIROH BELONGS TO ATOBE. <333 Zomg, you like Atoji too? ♥♥ *marries*

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[info]intimidate
2007-09-24 06:25 am UTC (link)
ASJDKLHSDKLFHSDKF. SHISHITORI AND AKABUN. This one was fab, dear. I think you should leave it, I mean, seriously, to me, an alternate version would just be redundant. It's up to the reader's interpretation to choose how the fic goes. <333 Awesome job~ Really. :D

I loved the whole Niou-Yagyuu thing. Sly, sly, sly trickster. Taiyaki. asdlfjlsdjflsdf. Now I'm craving some. XD

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 07:52 am UTC (link)
Thank youuuu~ <3 This made me feel better. ♥ ZOMG If only Taiyaki was available here, but sadly, it's not. DDD':

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[info]kawaiitensai
2007-09-24 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that was funny. Thanks for making my day! ^__^

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-24 05:55 pm UTC (link)
♥ I'm so happy to have made your day! <333 Thank youuu~ ^^

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[info]perfectassassin
2007-09-25 06:41 am UTC (link)
*snorts* XD Pregnant Kirihara. WTF. *dying* It waaaaaaaaaaaaas Niou and/or Yagyuu~~~. They were tricking the poor idiot~~~. XDv

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-25 08:26 am UTC (link)
Wait! Don't die! *revives* xDD Shhhh. It's supposed to be a secret. ;3 Thank youuus~ ♥

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[info]stellarscarlet
2007-09-25 11:57 am UTC (link)
short + sweet= LURRRVE <33 ^_^

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[info]ieatchu
2007-09-25 01:30 pm UTC (link)
LURRVVE indeed. <33 Thank youuus~ ♥

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[info]sugarplumpoison
2008-01-02 10:33 pm UTC (link)
This is so cute :D~ Pregnant Kirihara gives me some interesting ideas though...;D

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[info]ieatchu
2008-01-04 05:15 pm UTC (link)
XD I can just imagine Kiri's big tummy. \:D/ Yay, I'm glad you liked it. <3 Thank youuus. <3

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